Ana De Armas (Paloma (No Time to Die))

Age: 36

Hair: Black

Face Grade: N/A

Eyes: Green

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Height: 5'6"

Ethnicity: Latina

Weight: 119

Profession: Actress

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About: Ana De armas THE CUBAN COCK CRUSHER (Blade Runner's Sex Bot, Knives Out Knife Play Queen) YOU KNOW HER AS: That Havana hurricane who turned your grandpa's Viagra into a daily vitamin. AI TELLS US: Acclaimed for nuanced roles. First Cuban actress nominated for a Golden Globe. REALITY TELLS US: She's proof God jerks off. BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017) > Her hologram Joi made men pray for a software glitch that'd make her "real" and slutty. ON SCREEN SLUTINESS - Knives Out (2019): Sweater so clingy, wool got fetishized. - Why Men Melt: Hips that don't quit, eyes like fuck-me fog, voice like rum-soaked sin. FAKE SEX HEADLINE > "DE ARMASDEEP FAKE: Fucks Fan as Hologram, Bills Him for Battery!" "Worth every penny," he gasped before short-circuiting. SUMMARIZE GRADE: S+ Reason: Would ruin your life in 3 languages. 10/10. TOP FAN FANTASY > "Joi's Full Service Upgrade": Her hologram materializes, drops to her knees, and purrs "You look like a good fuck... test my endurance mode?"

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