Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft)

Angelina Jolie
Age: 48
Hair: Brown
Face Grade: N/A
Eyes: Blue
Body Grade: N/A
Height: 5'7"
Ethnicity: Those lips wrapped around your cock.
Weight: 128
Profession: Elitist Snob Slut
Body: 36-26-36
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Angelina Jolie  THE TOMB RAIDER’S COCK RAID  
(Mr. & Mrs. Smith’s Sperm Heist)  
 
YOU KNOW HER AS:  
The psycho bitch that ruined Brat Pitt's life and adopted random Asian children just to have more people to dominate.  
 
AI TELLS US:  
UNHCR ambassador, director, Oscar winner.  
 
REALITY TELLS US:  
She’s a global sperm shortage wrapped in leather.  
 
TOMB RAIDER (2001)  
 Wet tank top? Invented the "archaeology fetish."  
 
???? TMZ HEADLINE  
 "JOLIE’S U.N. ORGY: Bangs Security Council in Sanctions Room!"  
"Diplomatic immunity... applies to my ass," she declared.  
 
❤️ WHAT FANS LOVE  
Rule34 draws her as a vampire draining Brad Pitt’s essence. Fans lick her Walk of Fame star.  
 
❓FAN FANTASY - POLL RESULTS  
WINNER: "Lara’s Temple of Doom"  
She "excavates" your dick in a ruin. "This artifact... needs polishing," she growls, dropping to her knees.
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