Colbie Smulders

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About: MARVEL'S MILF MERCENARY (HIMYM's Sperm Bandit, Shield's Cervix Agent) YOU KNOW HER AS: The Canadian sniper who made "news anchor" sound like a BDSM role. Every pencil skirt hid a "license to kill" boner. AI TELLS US: Actress, environmental activist. Known for How I Met Your Mother and MCU. REALITY TELLS US: Her "serious journalist" act is a fuck-trap. That SHIELD badgeJust access to Stark's sex toys. HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (2005) > Robin Sparkles music video. Made Canadians apologize for boners. That "Let's Go to the Mall" choreographyPelvic fracture rates spiked. ON SCREEN SLUTINESS - Jack Reacher (2012): Interrogation scene. Made military tribunals seem erotic. - Why Men Salute: "Court-martial me" legs, icy fuck-general aura, maple-syrup dominance. FAKE SEX HEADLINE > "SMULDERSSAFEWORD SCANDAL: Dominates Director in Editing Bay!" "Cut! ...my restraints," gasped the producer. WHAT FANS LOVE Rule34 draws Maria Hill pegging Nick Fury with a vibranium strap-on. Fans steal HIMYM MacLaren's barstools. FAN FANTASY - POLL RESULTS WINNER: "SHIELD Debriefing" You're a captured Hydra agent. "Comply," she orders, holstering her Glock. "Or I'll extract intel manually." SUMMARIZE GRADE: A+ Reason: Would fuck you for national security. Tactical MILF excellence.
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