Morena Baccarins

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About: FIREFLY'S FUEL-INJECTED CUM-SLUT (Gotham's Sperm Oracle, Deadpool's Exhaust Pipe) YOU KNOW HER AS: The Brazillian bio-weapon who made space hookers seem underqualified. Every sci-fi role runs on sperm-batteries. AI TELLS US: Emmy-nominated for Homeland. Advocate for autism awareness. REALITY TELLS US: Her "ethereal" aura disguises an industrial pump. That Deadpool money shotMethod research. DEADPOOL (2016) > "Maximum effort" against wall. Drywall futures skyrocketed. When she moanedDolby Atmos systems auto-ejaculated. ON SCREEN SLUTINESS - Gotham dominatrix arcs: S&M became PTA small talk. - Why Planets Align: Milky Way tits, quantum-level grip, "I'll reboot your DNA" smirk. FAKE SEX HEADLINE > "BACCARIN'S TIME-TRAVEL TANGO: Fucks Past Self During Convention Panel!" "Causality... overwritten," sobbed physicists. WHAT FANS LOVE Rule34 renders her draining Reynolds through his mask's eyeholes. Fans pay $500 for her Firefly jumpsuit crotch patches. FAN FANTASY - POLL RESULTS WINNER: "Serenity's Engine Room" Ship malfunctions. "Need lubricant?" She pulls you into access panel. "Manual override... required." SUMMARIZE GRADE: A+ Reason: Would warp-drive your nads. Cosmic MILF annihilation.
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